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Fat Bastard Chardonnay Wine

Vendor Fat Bastard
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Indulge in the rich and luscious experience of Fat Bastard Chardonnay, a wine that defies convention with its bold flavors and unapologetic personality. Crafted with meticulous care from premium Chardonnay grapes, this wine embodies the essence of the Languedoc region in France, renowned for producing exceptional and characterful wines.

Fat Bastard Chardonnay reveals a brilliant pale gold color in the glass, setting the stage for an aromatic journey. The nose is greeted with enticing aromas of ripe peach, tropical fruits, and a subtle hint of vanilla, creating a symphony of scents that invite anticipation.

On the palate, Fat Bastard Chardonnay offers a full-bodied and buttery texture that is a signature of the varietal. Flavors of juicy pineapple, pear, and citrus meld seamlessly with the creamy notes of vanilla and a touch of oak. The wine's well-balanced acidity contributes to a refreshing finish that lingers on the taste buds.

Versatile and approachable, Fat Bastard Chardonnay is the ideal companion for a variety of occasions. Whether enjoyed on its own as a delightful aperitif or paired with creamy pasta dishes, roasted chicken, or seafood, this wine invites you to revel in its unabashed charm and distinctive character.

Unleash your inner wine enthusiast and experience the audacious flavors of Fat Bastard Chardonnay. With each sip, savor the essence of the Languedoc terroir and the winemaker's dedication to creating a wine that is as memorable as it is delicious. Cheers to the bold and delightful world of Fat Bastard.

ABV

12.5%

Tasting Notes

Appearance:
Fat Bastard Chardonnay graces the glass with a brilliant pale gold hue, hinting at the wine's vibrant and lively character.

Nose:
The aromatic journey begins with an enticing bouquet of ripe peach and tropical fruits, setting the stage for a delightful experience. Subtle hints of vanilla add depth and complexity, showcasing the careful craftsmanship of this Chardonnay.

Palate:
Upon the first sip, Fat Bastard Chardonnay reveals its full-bodied and buttery texture, characteristic of premium Chardonnays. The palate is treated to flavors of juicy pineapple, pear, and citrus, creating a harmonious blend that captivates the senses. The integration of creamy notes and a touch of oak adds to the wine's overall richness.

Mid-Palate:
In the mid-palate, the wine maintains its fullness and complexity. The tropical fruit flavors persist, complemented by the subtle interplay of vanilla. The well-balanced acidity contributes to the overall structure, ensuring a refreshing and engaging tasting experience.

Finish:
The finish is a satisfying conclusion, leaving a lingering impression of the wine's vibrant character. The refreshing acidity and fruity notes persist, inviting contemplation and appreciation for the bold and delightful nature of Fat Bastard Chardonnay.

Distillery Information

Fat Bastard is a fictional character in the second and third films of the Austin Powers series. A morbidly obese henchman hailing from Clydebank, Scotland, Fat Bastard serves Dr. Evil in his quest to destroy Austin Powers. The character is portrayed by Mike Myers.
Chardonnay (UK: /ˈʃɑːrdəneɪ/, US: /ˌʃɑːrdənˈeɪ/, French: [ʃaʁdɔnɛ]) is a green-skinned grape variety used in the production of white wine. The variety originated in the Burgundy wine region of eastern France, but is now grown wherever wine is produced, from England to New Zealand.
Launched in 1998, FAT bastard was created almost by accident… Thierry, a renowned winemaker who had crafted wines from California to France, from Chile to South Africa was sitting in a cold damp wine cellar one winter day when the door burst open.
Stuart Hope, better known as the Fat Bastard, is one of the two secondary antagonists (alongside Mini-Me) of the 1999 action-comedy film Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me and a minor antagonist in its 2002 sequel Austin Powers in Goldmember.
The most obvious information on a typical wine label is its producer or brand name, region of origin, vintage, and often the grape variety or blend the wine is made from.
noun. wine [noun] a type of alcoholic drink made from the fermented juice of grapes or other fruit. two bottles of wine.

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